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Um, well, pages 3, 6 and 7 of it, anyway.

Quick Start Guide

Pages 3, 6 and 7

Welcome to the

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Official Website.

And to the Zombie Apocalypse.

Hope you're doing all right.

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New Music Video: Nihil

Reverend Skunk is on YouTube!

Watch Nihil, the new feature music video from Reverend Skunk. Come on, it's only 5 minutes and change. You don't even have to go to YouTube - we brought YouTube here. Or if you really want to go all the way to YouTube, visit the Official Reverend Skunk YouTube Channel for more feature music videos, lyric videos, noises we can't even describe, and coming soon, the absolutely essential Bonnie series.

The Future is Now Behind Us!

See what I mean? That's what I'm talking about. The Reverend wanted us to put nonsense like that all over this website. We had him put it over here, on a page we call Reverend Skunk Says What?!

Oh, and we put it on some shirts and stuff, too.

What'd He Say Now?

Bonnie Menomonie on location with the Reverend, somewhere near Tularosa, NM.

"Hey!"

Introducing our very own website host and narrator,

Bonnie Menominee

Sure, she's only a Level 1 avatar, but she's just getting started. So are we. So is it.

So far, there's this transcript ...

NEW! ChatZYT™ AI

Great news, folks! ReverendSkunk.com now has its very own AI chatbot. Based on the Reverend's own research and his Zero-Year Transform™ algorithm, we are delighted to present to you...

ChatZYT ™

Well, sort of delighted... We'd be delighted to find her again. You haven't seen her, have you?

Perhaps we should

Explain

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Was Reverend Skunk created by AI?

Are you kidding? Don't you think artificial intelligence could do better than this? The fact is that the good reverend is the product of Autistic Intelligence. You know - the same kind of intelligence that a lot of folks just throw away - especially zombies. Maybe we can do better. Maybe we need to. Or maybe these are exactly the sort of brains that zombies should be eating.

Parental Advisory

This website contains no objectionable content whatsoever. I mean, no one cares if you say "shit", "piss", "cunt", "fuck", "cocksucker", "motherfucker" or "tits" anymore, right? And if you do, well then, there you go ... we got that out of the way. No, it apparently takes a lot more than that to be unsuitable for children these days. Have you seen some of the stuff they send each other?!

Oh, I know. You're concerned about

Political Content

Who wouldn't be, these days? Well, you should know that the Reverend's political views are completely off the chart. There's simply no name for them. If anything, he leans heavily toward the center. You probably won't agree with any of it. Sorry - this sort of thing can happen when you try to base your political views on ZF Axiomatic Set Theory, multidimensional Everett metaphysics and all that imaginary nonsense Euler made up.

And Misinformation!

Another important concern in today's world! Well, Reverend Skunk.com prides itself on having some of the finest misinformation available anywhere. We work hard here to strain credulity in as many ways as possible. We strongly urge you to exercise due diligence by fact-checking all the information you ingest. Just not ours.

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This website tracks your psychic aura and may use your aural data to recommend specific dietary supplements. Reverend Skunk is not affiliated with any manufacturer or supplier of such supplements and receives no compensation for the endorsement or sales thereof.

(Um, this notice was put here by Reverend A. Skunk. However, it does technically hold true for Reverend B. Skunk too, so we left it up. Please see this public notice about the two of them.)

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New Music Video: Nihil

Reverend Skunk is on YouTube!

The Future is Now Behind Us!

"Hey!"

NEW! ChatZYT™ AI

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Legal

Was Reverend Skunk created by AI?

Parental Advisory

Political Content

And Misinformation!

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General Tracking policy

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