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Um, well, pages 3, 6 and 7 of it, anyway.

Quick Start Guide

Pages 3, 6 and 7

Welcome to the

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Official Website.

And to the Zombie Apocalypse.

Hope you're doing all right.

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New Music Video: Nihil

Reverend Skunk is on YouTube!

Watch Nihil, the new feature music video from Reverend Skunk. Come on, it's only 5 minutes and change. You don't even have to go to YouTube - we brought YouTube here. Or if you really want to go all the way to YouTube, visit the Official Reverend Skunk YouTube Channel for more feature music videos, lyric videos, noises we can't even describe, and coming soon, the absolutely essential Bonnie series.

Reverend Skunk SAYS...WHAT?!

We don't call Reverend Skunk

The Right Tool for the Job™

for nothing. Check out some of shit he comes up with. We actually put some of it here on the website... and on some shirts and stuff.

What'd He Say Now?

Bonnie Menomonie on location with the Reverend, somewhere near Tularosa, NM.

"Hey!"

COMING SOON: Our very own website host and narrator,

Bonnie Menominee

Sure, she's only a Level 1 avatar, but she's just getting started. So are we. So is it.

So far, there's this transcript ...

Introducing ChatZYT™

Great news, folks! ReverendSkunk.com now has its very own AI chatbot. Based on the Reverend's own research and his Zero-Year Transform™ algorithm, we are delighted to present to you...

ChatZYT ™

Well, sort of delighted... We'd be delighted to find her again. You haven't seen her, have you?

Perhaps we should

Explain

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Parental Advisory

This website contains no objectionable content whatsoever. I mean, no one cares if you say "shit", "piss", "cunt", "fuck", "cocksucker", "motherfucker" or "tits" anymore, right? It apparently takes a lot more than that to be unsuitable for children. Have you seen some of the stuff they send each other?!

Oh, I know. You're concerned about political content. Who wouldn't be, these days? Well, you should know that the Reverend's political views are completely off the chart. There's simply no name for them. If anything, he leans heavily toward the center. You probably won't agree with any of it. Sorry - this sort of thing can happen when you delve into complex mathematics and multidimensional metaphysics.

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(Um, this notice was put here by Reverend A. Skunk. However, it does technically hold true for Reverend B. Skunk too, so we left it up. Please see this public notice about the two of them.)