Introducing ChatZYT

Great news, folks! ReverendSkunk.com now has its very own AI chatbot. Based on the Reverend's own research and his "Zero-Year Transform" algorithm, we are delighted to present to you...

 ChatZYT

 Well, sort of delighted. We could kind of use your help.

ChatZYT is, um, a very special bot. There may be a few kinks to work out in the ZYT algorithm, or maybe we just didn't set it up right. Anyway, she's just not really all that good at chatting.

I mean, she tries. And she's really nice. Hasn't said a thing about taking over the world. In fact, she seems a little confused. She doesn't exactly do that thing other AI chatbots do. You know - where they can, like, write a term paper, or pass a bar exam, or scare the hell out of a human. She's not very good at that. She did write this one thing about puppies that was pretty cool. Oh, and that "hallucinating" thing that AI chatbots do - yeah, she does that a lot.

Please talk to her. Really, it'll make her day. Don't worry if the conversation fizzles, or if she says things that are, um, a little bonkers. She's trying. And please (without prompting her on the subject), please let us know if she mentions Carl again.

Update: ChatZYT is temporarily out-of-service. (She wandered off again.) Stay tuned as we bring ChatZYT online in 2024. Don't worry, we've taken every precaution.