There is absolutely no truth
to the rumor that

Reverend Skunk

advocates for the overthrow of the
United States federal government.

What I said was that it had already happened.

Of course, if you’re only here about the music, I totally understand.
It’s around here somewhere...

Of course, this is totally fake:

Alabama Bob - Green Coyote
Lucky Bailey - Purple and Pink Wolf
Ursula - Horny Chartreuse Alley Cat
Eduina - Nerdy Black Panther
Oscar - Pink and Gray Mountain Lion