Um, sorry folks,we’ve got the new shirts but no shopping carts yet. We’re working on it.

So, uh, while we’re waiting, we hope you’ll enjoy looking through these, uh, magnificent shirts anyway. If you really want one (and can afford one) we’d be happy to get one out to you. $25 plus shipping. Boom. Done. But there’s a catch. You’d have to deal with one of the humans at our website. It might even take a phone call or two. That wouldn’t be so bad, though, would it? We’re generally well-behaved. Plus we can’t actually tell if you’re a robot.

So, er, ah, ...

Like everyone else and his brother, it seems, Reverend Skunk now sells tee shirts. But these aren’t just any tee shirts. Hang on to your inertial frames of reference, ladies and gentle critters, because these are genuine Reverend Skunk^™ shirts. They say so.

If you’re used to paying an arm and a leg for swag from some sports team, blockbuster movie or concert world tour, and you hope to somehow acquire a sense of community and belonging by being a walking advertisement for them, you might be infected with the zombie virus. We recommend a cleansing. And we recommend wearing a genuine Reverend Skunk^™ shirt instead. We promise you’ll look no sillier as walking advertisement for us. It might even save you up to 15% on your car insurance.

Each and every Reverend Skunk^™ shirt prominently features a genuine, original, giant-print Skunk Dropping™ and is available in all sizes and colors. (Um, no, we don't actually have a phthalo blue vee-neck to fit your cat. Sorry.')

C’mon, it’s not the End of the World we’re talking about here. It’s just a lousy tee shirt. Drop us a line. Say "I want one." We’ll hook you up.

We hope you’re enjoying the very first batch of genuine Reverend Skunk^™ shirts. Remember, somebody thought these were funny...

* A Skunk Dropping^™ is a short, simple message that we make up here at ReverendSkunk.com — you know, like a tweet. They’re sure to spark meaningful dialog and communication wherever they go. Maybe even get food flying. The Reverend himself signed off on all of them and even wrote a few. Sort of.