What?! The shirts are here?! But the website's not ready!

 Like everyone else and his brother, Reverend Skunk now sells tee shirts. But these aren't just any tee shirts. Hang on to your inertial frames of reference, ladies and gentle critters, because these are genuine Reverend Skunk™ shirts. They say so.

If you're used to paying an arm and a leg for swag from some sports team, blockbuster movie or concert world tour, and you hope to somehow acquire a sense of community and belonging by being a walking advertisement for them, you might be infected with the zombie virus. We recommend a cleansing.

And we recommend wearing a genuine Reverend Skunk™ shirt instead. We promise you'll look no sillier as a walking advertisement for us. It might even save you up to 15% on your car insurance.

OK, with no further ado, may we please present for your viewing pleasure the very first batch of genuine Reverend Skunk™ shirts. And remember, somebody thought these were funny...

* A Skunk Dropping™ is a short, simple message from Carl and the interdimensional beings here at ReverendSkunk.com, and/or from Reverend Skunk himself. You know, like a tweet. They're sure to spark meaningful dialog and communication wherever they go. Maybe even get food flying. The Reverend himself wrote or decoded most of these and approved almost all of them.